These things don’t just happen. Somebody purposely pruned these shrubs to resemble…well, you tell me. Note that there’s an entire row of anatomically suggestive shrubbery just like this one.

I’m  curious to know

1) whether the landscape designer innocently thought two round objects centred by a tall cylindrical one might look “nice”

2)  [...]]]>

Phallusius obvioso cul. "Bite Me"

These things don’t just happen. Somebody purposely pruned these shrubs to resemble…well, you tell me. Note that there’s an entire row of anatomically suggestive shrubbery just like this one.

I’m  curious to know

1) whether the landscape designer innocently thought two round objects centred by a tall cylindrical one might look “nice”

2)  somebody’s feeling a tad frustrated

3) viagra got mixed into the mulch or

4) some landscraper who hates his job cleaning up generically designed sites finally went, “Fuckit, i’m doing a whole row of boners.”