Crapcycle

Got a crap cycle lane in your town? Add it to the hall of shame.

The world’s worst cycle lanes | Mariam Cook | Environment | guardian.co.uk.

Chainsaw Massacre

We're stumped.

The first cut is the deepest. But it was probably the 10th or 20th that turned this tree into an elongated stump. People. Please. Have some respect. These are trees. They’re living things, providing beauty and and nobility and oxygen and shade and a constant reminder of the splendour of the natural world [...]

Welcome Woodies

Phallusius obvioso cul. "Bite Me"

These things don’t just happen. Somebody purposely pruned these shrubs to resemble…well, you tell me. Note that there’s an entire row of anatomically suggestive shrubbery just like this one.

I’m  curious to know

1) whether the landscape designer innocently thought two round objects centred by a tall cylindrical one might look “nice”

2)  [...]